Ramzzy Radulescu
Slytherin
7th Year
I know I'm not perfect... but I'm so close it scares me.
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Post by Ramzzy Radulescu on Jun 21, 2013 2:12:01 GMT -5
I'm pregnant!!!! Ahh! Charity Anderson Admin/Site Owner
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William Lucianuse
Faculty
Care of Magical Creatures Professor
I'm Back Baby!
Posts: 165
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Post by William Lucianuse on Jun 21, 2013 4:38:45 GMT -5
*Eyes explode* Holy mother of God! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!Charity is preggers! My Charity is up the duff! She's got a bun in the oven! You got knocked up! My lovely Charity is with child! You're in a family way god damn it! You're hosting a parasite! Jesus Christ you're expecting! You've become a human incubator! You've become a Preggosaurus!
Okay. I think I'm done now. My dreams of being with my one true love have been crushed! Oh woe is me! My life's dream has been shattered into a thousand pieces and scattered through-out the universe of my consciousness! I shall never recover from this deep wound I sustained, time itself will feel pain as it attempts to heal me! Life will cease having colour or movement from this point on as I realise that life is cruel. Life will play me like a fiddle and then dispose of me like nothing. My sweet sweet Charity will raise a child while I sit in my English hole knowing only that she is happy and taking solace in that fact as I slowly wait for the embrace of death.
Anyway! Congrats Charity! Love you! Only some of the above is true <.< >.>
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